memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(Source: katemiddletons)

Your a faggot kill ur elf

@Anonymous

pimptier:

the fuck did my elf do

(Source: gaylauren)

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estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(Source: brownglucose)

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(Source: smokinjsllc)

heartsbreakidont:

gf goals reached

heartsbreakidont:

gf goals reached

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fiend-for-nicotine:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

Grab her booty in front of her pops.

weaklinks:

math

image

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notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen