(Source: blackpidgeot)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(Source: youtube.com)

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

(Source: spongy-moments)

awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

ciqurettes:

this is me

ciqurettes:

this is me

(Source: sadwave)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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methhomework:

tumblr meet up

(Source: kazekag)

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

(Source: cousteu)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat)

darthmater:

my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single

(Source: lameboob)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(Source: blankslate)