bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me


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  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

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THE HOLLA COURSE

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noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps


sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sluttyoliveoil:

thigh gap? more like sigh nap am i right

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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